Baby Names

One of the first and most important thing parents , Your Swimming Pool - Keep it a Safe Place For Everyone to Play can do for a child , Planning the Menu for a Baby Shower is to CAREFULLY consider the name they put on the birth , Planning the Menu for a Baby Shower certificate. There is the potential to cause lifelong anguish and shame to a person, as this humorous article seeks to prove.

When naming a child , Surviving the first 10 days of your baby is born always consider the surname , To Circumcise Or Not To Circumcise - , When to Make the Transition to a Toddler Bed the two must be compatible. It would be unkind and thoughtless of Mr and Mrs Dick to name their son Richard; imagine the fun , Choosing Your Baby's Bedding his schoolmates could have! In Greece it 's traditional to name male children , Does Your Baby Necessarily Need Shoes? for their grandparents, which means little boys , Doman's Method for Teaching Babies How to Read are saddled with unpronounceable names , Choose The Perfect Baby Shower Gift like Theophylaktos, Panagiotis or Eleftherios. I know a young Greek couple who were very upset when they learned they were having a son, because he was to be saddled with one of these names. , Discovering the Best Baby Bedding I have also met a two year child , Surviving the first 10 days of your baby is born called Constandinos , Food Allergies in Infants and Babies - , Planning the Menu for a Baby Shower a rather unwieldy name for a small boy but at least he will grow into it. Girls , Great Baby Showers On A Budget! are fortunate, because they are not named in the traditional way, which is probably the reason there aren 't too many girls , When to Make the Transition to a Toddler Bed called Spyridoula, Efrosyni or Glykeria.

There 's a disturbing baby , Surviving the first 10 days of your is born naming trend among celebrities. Most of them seem to be desperate to start trends, so they seem to be obsessed with high snigger factor names , Personalized Baby Gifts for their offspring. I feel for Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin 's daughter Apple when she starts going to school. However if they send her to a school filled with celebrity kids her name will not be noticed, because there are far worse names , How to Deal With Your Baby's Nappy Rash these people have bestowed upon their children. , Strange Facts About Babies And Parenting Consider the monikers these poor children , Doman's Method for Teaching Babies How to Read were burdened with by thoughtless parents:

Prince Michael. Prince Michael II. Paris Michael.
, Breast Feeding Babies - Mother's Milk is the Best Michael Jackson showed great originality when naming his offspring, saddling his daughter with both the name of the city where she was supposedly conceived AND his own name. How does he call those kids for dinner? At least Prince Michael II has a nickname - unfortunately it 's as bad as his real name"¦ BLANKET.

Jermajesty.
, Quiet Upsets: The Solution is Visual Baby Monitors Not to be outdone by his brother, Jermaine Jackson saddled his son with this cruel name.

Kyd.
, Baby Shower Prizes And Favors And you thought David Duchovney and Tea Leoni looked sensible? Imagine growing old with this name.

Zowie.
, Choosing Your Baby's Bedding At the time of his son 's birth, , Nature Takes Care of Baby's Wholesome Nutrition David Bowie was extremely fond of recreational drugs, which probably accounts for this shocker. No wonder Zowie opted to change his name, although he kept the rhythm going when he changed it to Joey.

Rolan Bolan.
, Choosing The Right Music Program For Your Toddler What is it with these singers and rhyming their son 's first name with the surname? Guilty party in this case is Marc Bolan.

Jett.
, Nature Takes Care of Baby's Wholesome Nutrition He pilots his own , A Special Formula for Baby! 'plane, which may be the reason John Travolta bestowed this misspelled word upon his son.

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, Spend Your Money Elsewhere: The Top 10 Baby Items You Can Live Without Speaking of pilots"¦ Jason Lee , The Year You Were Born Album - , Feel Sexy During Pregnancy - No circus tents please did you have to be so cruel? And where on earth did you learn to spell?

Audio Science.
, Children's Backpack Safety and Comfort A name like this can only mean Shannyn Sossamon (from A Knight 's Tale) has high hopes for her child , Why Babies Cry Too Much [A case] 's future profession , Make Your Own Baby Food - , Baby Shower Decorations musician or scientist!

Speck Wildhorse. , Nature Takes Care of Baby's Wholesome Nutrition Hud.
, Nature Takes Care of Baby's Wholesome Nutrition It 's a pity John Mellencamp 's brilliant songwriting skills weren 't in evidence when he named his sons.

Reignbeau. Freedom.
, Baby Turns 1 years old - A First Birthday Party Celebration! Daughter and son respectively of Ving Rhames, another actor with questionable spelling ability.

Tu Morrow.
, A Special Formula for Baby! , Why Babies Cry Too Much [A case] "Take Tu to school/lunch/the doctor/the party"� "¦ Debbon Ayre and Rob Morrow will probably be sued by their daughter when she 's older.

Diezel. Denim.
, Encouragement at Eye Level Cruel, Toni Braxton. Very cruel. Someone needs to get this girl a dictionary.

Rumer Glenn. Tallulah Belle. Scout LaRue.
, When to Make the Transition to a Toddler Bed I 've always wondered exactly to which of their names , Baby Shower Invitation Wording Bruce Willis ' and Demi Moore 's daughter answer.

Kal-el.
, Great Baby Showers On A Budget! What was Nicolas Cage thinking???

Here 's a handful more examples of unthinking, cruel celebrities, together with some playground taunts:

Homer (Richard Gere) , Surviving the first 10 days of your baby is born - Doh!
, Choosing Bedding for Cribs Part 2 - Furnishing The Nursery Chance (Larry King) , Encouragement at Eye Level - Yeah, Fat Chance!
, Mission Impossible - Homemade Baby Shower Party Favor Ideas Sailor (Christie Brinkley) - Hello Sailor! (and all the limp wristed innuendos"¦)
, Ways to Protect Your Child from Bunk Bed Accidents and Injury At Home Dandelion (Keith Richard) - Hey, Dandelion , Ways to Protect Your Child from Bunk Bed Accidents and Injury At Home - , How to Choose Toys for Baby's First Birthday Gifts you little Weed!
, Choosing Your Baby's Bedding Mingus Lucien (Helena Christensen) - Minging! And Ming Ming!

It doesn 't matter how much money their parents , Nature Takes Care of Baby's Wholesome Nutrition earn. And who cares how famous they are? These kids are ready for therapy before they 've even left the nursing home! , Quick and Easy Snacks For Your Toddler Massive trust funds won't protect these children , Breast Feeding Babies - Mother's Milk is the Best from a lifetime of nickname torment.